Send in the clowns…
Xmas KAOS
KPTC 2026
Sign-up opens
Sat Oct 31
Register & pay on CourtReserve
Registration closes
Sat Nov 7
Or sooner if all 50 teams fill up
Entry
$150 per team
Food & drinks, tournament gift, entertainment
Field
50 teams
100 clowns, max – first paid, first in
Kingsway Platform Tennis Club · 50 Montgomery Rd, Etobicoke
Send in the clowns
The wigs are teased. The shoes are enormous. The greasepaint is on thick enough to hide the sadness. This December, KAOS sends in the clowns.
Last year we survived the wasteland. This year we face something far more terrifying: one hundred grown men in clown costumes, battling for paddle glory under the big top.
Bring the noise, bring the noses, and leave your dignity in the clown car.
- Timed matches are back. Finals start at 5:00 sharp – no clowning around.
- Booze-free discount available – message for details.
- Limited to 50 teams (100 clowns). Squeeze in before this clown car fills up.
Costume mandatory
Non-negotiable. No nose = no entry to the Big Top. Red noses, rainbow wigs, ruffled collars, suspenders, face paint, oversized everything. Go cheerful, go tragic, go terrifying. Are you gonna be Krusty? The Joker? Pennywise, or Sideshow Bob? Maybe you can be the world's favourite clown in orange makeup. Surprise us! Amazon and Temu are your friends. Just remember, court shoes are still required under the big shoes.
Fundraising & sponsorship
Fundraising
We’re proud to support Silver Creek Pre-School again, helping local families in need of special education.
Prizing & Volunteers
We need items for the live auction and raffle. Whoopee cushion or Leafs tickets – if you can donate, please let me know.
I also need a few volunteers to help herd the clowns on the day.
Questions? Reach out in the WhatsApp group or at adrian@sharkteethfilms.com
See you under the big top,
Adrian Carter – Head Clown of KAOS
Sponsorship Opportunities
Top Banana – $500
“Presented by” credit on the invite, entrance banner and MC shout-outs – 3 available
Clown Court – $400
Sign on one of the five courts – 5 available
Coffee & Clowns – $300
Sign on the breakfast table – 2 available
Krusty Burger Bar – $300
Sign on the lunch table – 2 available
The Clown Bar – $300
Sign on the drinks table – 3 available
All levels above include a KAOS team entry.
Clown Suit – $100
Logo on the tournament shirt – logo due Fri Nov 13
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